If these jeans could talk…..

When a pair of girls jeans appeared in my laundry room with a note attached to them, I was annoyed.  My kids totally know better than to put their clothes in the laundry with “stuff” in/on them that cannot be washed.  Paper, pens, crayons,  GUM…..all hanging offenses in this household.

I ripped the note off the jeans in disgust, threw it in the trash and then went back for a second look.  The note was attached with a blue satin ribbon, you should know.

What I found both amused and flummoxed me.  See, the note was for ME, from the JEANS.  It said,

1. I am very selfish, so I can’t bathe with my friends, OR we get in a fight, and I bleed all over them.
2. I hate hotness.  I need to bathe  with cold water or I fade and die!  (Please don’t put me through that!)
3. As I said, I hate hot so don’t dry me or I shrivel up and die.

THANKS!

Now, I was flummoxed because I couldn’t help but wonder how my daughter who has never washed a load of laundry in her life would know the proper care and attention that should be paid to her jeans.  And, I was laughing because, after all, I had just received a note “from” an inanimate object, and the originality amused me.

And probably always will.

Tagged as: Clothing, Denim, Jeans, Water