Comments on: Ouch! That hurt.

By: Shmonae

Shmonae — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:40:54 +0000

As a mother with LARGE friends
that has cut them off TWICE
and is still bigger than all my OTHER FRIENDS, FRIENDS
with SIX daughters that are GROWING FRIENDS
I can only laugh when my kids say they don’t want FRIENDS
because in our house, we have a lot of potential for FRIENDS
call it lucky, or call it CROWDED
I feel different every day.
Maybe I’ll call up my FRIENDS and talk about it with THEM

By: Shell

Shell — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:17:04 +0000

That’s too funny! When I was teaching, a lot of my 5th graders were bigger than I was.

Btw, I don’t know if it’s just me or what- but when I click on your twitter thing, it tells me that that page doesn’t exist.

By: Robin from Israel

Robin from Israel — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 07:13:34 +0000

I hope my daughter ends up with better luck than me – I’m 40 and am STILL waiting for the boob fairy to visit my house!

By: MommyNamedApril

MommyNamedApril — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 08:48:22 +0000

LOL, I didn’t grow “friends” until I had kids. And they’re not really much to brag about… you know, having been used as a food source for the past three years :-/ haha

By: Mama Kat

Mama Kat — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:09:53 +0000

Oh my gosh, thanks for the comparison Grace!! Too funny. What did Jeff say?

By: Rhonda

Rhonda — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:59:12 +0000

My kids, and husband, just continuously bug me about my “Friends in low places”. Sigh…. the fact that it’s the fault of my husband and three “precious” children that my girls have stooped so low is never brought up however.

I totally thought you were going to swear or talk about the time you and Jeff had sex hanging from the ceiling fan. Not that I find that inappropriate, I just sort of expected a little more inappropriateness with the warning and all! lol

By: Marie

Marie — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:49:16 +0000

LOL! So glad I have a boy!

By: kristin

kristin — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:04:15 +0000

LOL. Are you talking about the girls? You’re so PC. Your idea of inappropriate is so much more ‘appropriate’ than mine, but you already knew that. LOL.
Kate Hudson is my idol. Small boobs can be sexy too… I think.

By: Lori

Lori — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:22:54 +0000

It is so crazy to see these girls developing at such an alarming rate! I definitely didn’t look like some of the young girls I see when I was their age!

By: parenting BY dummies

parenting BY dummies — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:35:56 +0000

Large “friends” aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. They actually become your worst frenemies the moment you get pregnant, give birth, and hang a baby offa them for a few months. They sag. They drag. And sometimes they make you want to gag. They even resort to tripping you when you walk. That doesn’t sound “friendly” at all, does it?